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I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
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A good costume is immediately recognizable.
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Required reading for Paradox Studies 101
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New Year's Hookup
"New Years Eve we drank at my house all night. Then we went to this bar that was close and yes, Dave hooked up with a 79-year-old woman. The blonde came up to me after I grabbed this camera from some chick and said, 'That's not fair they're both drunk and I should take pictures.' I said 'Are you kidding me lady? She's four times his age this is the best thing I've seen all year."
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How fun would it be to give directions to your house if you lived up this street and around the corner?
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But I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure. I can make you warlord of all Australia. Your rivals will kneel at your feet... if you will but say you are sorry.
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