Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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Things look a little different when you're drunk...
Bowser, Dr. Robotnik, Gannon and many others are starting to see a pattern.
For people who like their silly comedic songs to be BRUTAL!
This is why railings were invented in the first place.
Profession, As Determined By Length of Shorts
Getting lost on a mysterious, time-traveling island doesn't get much sexier.