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Competitive eater Crazy Legs Conti downs three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet, and two cups of coffee in less than five minutes.
The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.
A POV walk through a typical college bathroom experience, in all its grimy loofah glory.
Because stereotyping is the most fun you'll have all day.
Seriously, does anyone in America care? But it's still cool.
Doesnt get more college than this