Papa Smurf can't handle his liquor
He passed out and peed on the futon/floor, so naturally we colored him blue and stacked shit on him. He had to go to work an hour away at 8am the next morning and he made it on time!
From Ed Gein at University of Illinois on Apr 16, 2008
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