It takes one Goomba to operate the wheel, and two more to do the pedals. That's why they don't let them drive karts.
From Hashish at University of Massachusetts - Lowell on May 26, 2008
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WrestleMania
They've got WrestleMania Mania.
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I have invented a machine that tells us exactly how much of Lindsay Lohan's chest is visable in every picture of her. Let me turn it on - *BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEEEEEP*. TWENTY EIGHT PERCENT INSERT NEXT PICTURE.
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Color printers should be made available to all students
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This is the real-life inspiration for the dog with the Schwarzenegger voice on Tiny Toons.
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"How awesome is this for getting a test back from a professor?? There are kids being eaten by the dinosaur."
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Simple prank you can pull on your friends, all you need is a backhoe.
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Sorry actually homeless people, but I gave this girl five dollars. 
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"Always carry a sharpie."
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Runner fakes out catcher at home plate
Looks like the runner is related to Devin Hester or Barry Sanders. Either way, very embarrassing for the catcher.
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Top 10 Songs I Can Never Listen To The Same Way Again
Listening to these songs will never be the same again.
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Save Ferris, What if Ferris Was Really Sick? (parody)
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Guy Eats Michael Phelps Breakfast in Less Than Five Minutes!
Competitive eater Crazy Legs Conti downs three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet, and two cups of coffee in less than five minutes.
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Best Olympic Athlete Name Ever
The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.
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Robocop Vs. Terminator Vs. Predator LEAKED Movie.
Need I say more? Watch it and die laffin'!
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McCain or Obama: Who Should I Vote For?
Having trouble deciding?
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Robocop Vs. Terminator Vs. Predator
The title says it all.
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Only in Europe, Clever Advertising
Pushing the envelope, only in Europe.
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Kid Zeppelin
Amazing little kid plays Stairway to Heaven on his guitar.
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