"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Some games can be a real headache to play.
His organ donor card also lists his beard.
FENWAY PARK IS ON ITS FEET FOR TEDDY F*CKIN' BALLGAME! (A Halloween costume of Eli Roth from Inglourious Basterds)
Now that's something legendary.