From Findlay Clark on Jan 10, 2009
Tuition has more than doubled in the 5 years I've been an undergrad. In Colorado they take our school money to fix the roads. The roads still suck so I decided to be a pain in the ass. It took 2 hours for all of it to be counted at the cashiers office. They had to accept it because the dollar bill state "this currency is valid for all debts public and private" or something like that. I would love it if this became a national trend!"
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"Harold, I want to talk to you. We at Comcast believe your work has become significantly... lazier."
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the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
It s the Tuesday before Valentine s Day, which means you only have six days to convince your girlfriend that you�ve been thinking about this occasion since the day you met. Luckily, I m here with a day-by-day breakdown of what you should be doing.
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