Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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5 Browsers and the Modes of Transportation They Resemble
Things look a little different when you're drunk...
Personally, I recommend the Wikipedia (citation needed).
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We've replaced the sounds of the light sabers with farts. You're welcome.
I think one of these applies to all of us.
The British know how to treat their ladies.