Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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Things look a little different when you're drunk...
Personally, I recommend the Wikipedia (citation needed).
Hans Christian Anderson classics aren't as wholesome as they seem.
Profession, As Determined By Length of Shorts
That's right. There's a Coldstone Creamery game on the Wii.
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Explore the majestic animal kingdom. Or just look at zebras kicking cheetahs in the head.