What happens after that adorable lamp crushes the letter "I"?
The ghost of collegiate past may visit.
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Now they probably won't be invited to the neighbors' over-the-top Christmas party either...
From elementary school to the nursing home, the "cool kids" defined.
Some games can be a real headache to play.
FENWAY PARK IS ON ITS FEET FOR TEDDY F*CKIN' BALLGAME! (A Halloween costume of Eli Roth from Inglourious Basterds)
His organ donor card also lists his beard.