I still don't have any respect for him. Pour acid on my face and give me a million dollars and I bet I'll still get to second base.
From daggz182 on Feb 15, 2002
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"The hottest bartender in all of Cortland, NY"
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She's a Hottest-Bartender-from-next-door kinda gal, from Worcester, MA.
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0-0 again, maybe we should find a new field.
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Every bartender is the hottest, thanks to alcohol.
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"I found out that I could order all the boxes and stickers I wanted from the USPS website for free, including free shipping. So I ordered 25 thin square boxes and 10 triangle tubes and built a bar for my dorm room. It's made entirely from boxes and stickers."
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That isn't safe! You need to use at least two bungie cords.
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"The entire page of the 'Penis Paper' scanned. The Asheville Times was able to write an article without saying 'penis', but Western's just not that intelligent." 
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"Me and my buddies at SUNY Albany invented a new drinking idea called 'BEER WATERFALLS.' Directions: Pour beer off of second floor balcony into someone's mouth."
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Confused?
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
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Earth's Facebook News Feed
"The economy is still f*cked."
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AmazingSuperPowers: Survival
Funny Cartoon
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Pot Cookie Monster
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
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Realistic Names for Videogames [PIC]
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
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Perhaps the first every Sexy Invader Zim costume.
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Cat Killed by Pretend Gun
kthxbi!
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Jake and Amir: Twitter
Online diaries are like regular diaries only you don't need to be embarrassed that you own one.
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Amazing Soccer Shots
Seriously, does anyone in America care?
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Tom Cruise. Lightsaber. Awesome.
A tribute to the Dark Lord of the Church of Sith-entology.
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