I am so annhilated that I just raped a watermelon. It was the most liberating experience of my life.
From Justin/xpha on Jan 18, 2003
Recording...
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How can the bowl be falling down, but the cat's falling up?
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The over/under on Lindsay Lohan going to rehab: three months. Place your bets. 12 days until Herbie: Fully Loaded.
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"And you thought Ashley Simpson had a lot of plastic surgery..."
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Forget something?
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Failure or art in its purest form?
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Try to be a little more considerate. What if a dog had wanted to pee there?
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"I bought this hat without noticing the misspelling...{insert redneck joke here}" 
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The only way these guys could get cooler is if they were 40 instead of 35
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Confused?
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
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Earth's Facebook News Feed
"The economy is still f*cked."
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AmazingSuperPowers: Survival
Funny Cartoon
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Pot Cookie Monster
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
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Realistic Names for Videogames [PIC]
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
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Perhaps the first every Sexy Invader Zim costume.
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Cat Killed by Pretend Gun
kthxbi!
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Jake and Amir: Twitter
Online diaries are like regular diaries only you don't need to be embarrassed that you own one.
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Amazing Soccer Shots
Seriously, does anyone in America care?
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Tom Cruise. Lightsaber. Awesome.
A tribute to the Dark Lord of the Church of Sith-entology.
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