That's their unborn son from the future coming back to save them.

Not pictured: Two disappointed fathers.

"I think I was about the only person who actually LOST weight between freshman and senior years of college... Freshman -50 for the win."

This is what he thinks of that pudding.

Reminder: MILF Day is the third Sunday in May.

If you eat those mushrooms, everything will look like boobs!

Watch out on Monday and Tuesday folks, some will stay dry and others will feel the pain.

"Mom it's not what it looks like... also, why are you browsing dkbn?"

What next? Separate water fountains?

Back in the day, Gay meant "Happy." But Neck meant "Gay" so this still doesn't make any sense.

Garfield minus Jim Davis.

"The Dark Knight" marketing campaign is getting a little bizarre.

"Excuse me, do you have the King James Sex Bible?"

This was just an empty swimming pool before this woman got in that position and started peeing, twenty minutes ago.

Redundant. Like I could look at this and think about anything BUT sex?

"I was suppose to be cleaning the pool, instead I wrote 'Maria sucks. CollegeHumor.com' in the algae. Please post this nationally. I lost my job over it."

Why would anyone want to do that in a suit?

Hello, Moe's Tavern?

Keeping it casual.

What next? Separate water fountains?

Garfield minus Jim Davis.

"The Dark Knight" marketing campaign is getting a little bizarre.

"Excuse me, do you have the King James Sex Bible?"

Redundant. Like I could look at this and think about anything BUT sex?

Keeping it casual.

Rockies coach Clint Hurdle has some interesting pre-game superstitions.

Olly olly oxen free!

You think Colbert is big here? In Mexico he's on the money.

The Georgia Department of Labor has an odd interpretation of the word "frequently."

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too.

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

When I squeeze, he winks.

Either Cobra Commander figured out a way to turn Duke into a puppy, or he's the worst villain ever.

"The DJ is actually a science teacher at our high school who doubles as a DJ for parties around Chicago. So once my friends found out about this they hired her for one of the girls high school graduation party."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Girls sepia toning out.

"The Dark Knight" marketing campaign is getting a little bizarre.

Olly olly oxen free!

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

To complete the illusion, make pee pee in your coke after putting on the glasses.

"Let's just hope it never acquires super powers."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

and bend your knees in tiiiime.

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

The most insulting part is that these are the credits for Snakes on a Plane.

"He's actually just a seeing eye dog and he was telling her she can't shit there."

Hey! Stop taking pictures and get me my PBR! You are on the quick road to losing your tip, missy!

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

Two great pictures in one!

In Master Chief we trust.