That's their unborn son from the future coming back to save them.
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55
Not pictured: Two disappointed fathers.
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261
"I think I was about the only person who actually LOST weight between freshman and senior years of college... Freshman -50 for the win."
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145
This is what he thinks of that pudding.
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163
Reminder: MILF Day is the third Sunday in May.
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177
If you eat those mushrooms, everything will look like boobs!
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114
Watch out on Monday and Tuesday folks, some will stay dry and others will feel the pain.
"Mom it's not what it looks like... also, why are you browsing dkbn?"
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41
What next? Separate water fountains?
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87
Back in the day, Gay meant "Happy." But Neck meant "Gay" so this still doesn't make any sense.
Hotlink:
I got you a present. It's Bianca Beauchamp. I hope you like it because I lost the receipt.
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13
Garfield minus Jim Davis.
"The Dark Knight" marketing campaign is getting a little bizarre.
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159
"Excuse me, do you have the King James Sex Bible?"
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134
This was just an empty swimming pool before this woman got in that position and started peeing, twenty minutes ago.
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93
Redundant. Like I could look at this and think about anything BUT sex?
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90
"I was suppose to be cleaning the pool, instead I wrote 'Maria sucks. CollegeHumor.com' in the algae. Please post this nationally. I lost my job over it."
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116
Why would anyone want to do that in a suit?
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371
Hello, Moe's Tavern?
Keeping it casual.