Why you should never ride in a motorcycle sidecar in Florida.

Kitty porn

Kevin McCallister's older brother, the college years.

Dear whoever is responsible for creating this - thank you.

Then the horse spoke to me. "Welcome," he said, "to Gumdrop Island."

The coolest fictional van this side of the A-team.

Mom, look! The turtles are building a pyramid!

I guess that dog will never run for political office once this picture gets out.

I'm so grateful to be alive and back in my cardboard box.

Fuckin' orangutans, they think they run this place.

That's not fair, your dog can't take a picture of you when you do something stupid.

"Save the Beer!"

Red rover red rover we call humping dog over!

That isn't safe! You need to use at least two bungie cords.

Iraq is the ZANIEST nation in the whole middle east!

You'll never forget your first.

Don't judge our love.

"I'll have mine to go."

Hey, guy with a camera, CATCH!

If you're going to keep doing that, slow down.

That's the bear from The Shining.

The ultimate mustache ride.

Best Friends Forever. And ever. And ever. Or at least until he takes his hand off the cat's windpipe.

Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.

Gobbler the Turkey looks like he just doesn't get the joke.

Keep in mind the bear had a sword.

That's the bear from The Shining.

Best Friends Forever. And ever. And ever. Or at least until he takes his hand off the cat's windpipe.

The ultimate mustache ride.

Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.

Keep in mind the bear had a sword.

Gobbler the Turkey looks like he just doesn't get the joke.