"You should cut it up. That way it gets cooked in the middle."

Yummy.

"This is my roommate. Most Embarrassing Couple Photo Ever." Prove him wrong America, prove him wrong!

Hold on, help is on the way.

Less cute when you know his owner is just fattening him up.

Woof I'm stuck woof.

"Monkey pissed on me, it was worth it."

What exactly is the law?

CAT FIGHT!!!!

HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUYS!

You think it's cute, but keep in mind that's a mutated gerbil.

Now play dead!

Wait a second, wait a second - WHAT IF WE PUT FRENCH FRIES ON IT!?

We had to smother them all with pillows to get the picture juuuust right, but it was worth it.

Desensitized by modern society's often too extreme teddy bears.

How long do you think it took this guy to figure out it was a possum?

Just let him go, the worst that could happen is they give birth to a zombie deer-dog hybrid.

I know we only had to go a mile, but I still told you letting the tail drag was a bad idea!

"I can tell you from experience that an overhead dog attack is much worse than your every day earthbound dog attacks."

The dog wrote this note.

This piece is called, "Screech and Lisa Turtle."

Don't worry, there's barely any chicken in KFC!

I didn't know dogs did anything but doggy style.

In his new movie, Van Damme plays a squirrel.

Never try to slow dance with a shark.

The only thing I love more than gravy is you.

"Hungry for souls."

Someone left this bear out and it melted.

Photographer or Murderer? You make the call. Seriously, the phone number is right there. Just inquire.

This is a delicacy in...weirdo foreign kid books.

Low five!

Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes...

i can haz anarchy?

Emo dog says: "My life is ruff!"

They kill it, we grill it.

This is more of a human fail than dog fail.

I SAID GET ME A TREAT!

When I squeeze, he winks.

Moments later, he was dead.

In his new movie, Van Damme plays a squirrel.

"Hungry for souls."

Low five!

Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes...

i can haz anarchy?

Emo dog says: "My life is ruff!"

Moments later, he was dead.

"Let's just hope it never acquires super powers."

The pork company couldn't figured out why their new "FunMeatz!" campaign wasn't winning back vegetarians as planned.

"He's actually just a seeing eye dog and he was telling her she can't shit there."

All dogs go to heaven. Especially this one, very soon.

Babe Pig in the City: The Streets

Seahorse wrangler is a terrible job.

He only drinks when he's depressed.

The ugliest puppy ever.

That dog is currently watching Animal Planet in his brain.

Not the face, bro. Not the face.

Online ad placement strikes again.

Makes a terrible stress ball.