Ugh, can't we try missionary? Just once?
It's too damn cold for a penguin to be just walkin' around.
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I told him to duck!
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HAHAHHA but seriously I am going to eat your soul.
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You may ask the swami one question.
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Hey-a-Boo Boo! How-a-bout we steal a ice-a-cold cooler and terrible?
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My dog loves it, it's like a head-out-the-window gun.
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You always make me be the big spoon.
Wait a second! If his hands are up, who is driving!?
"How to spot a redneck DUI."
Fine, but next time we have to do it ducky-style.
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Once you go giraffe you never go... biraffe.
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Dog or rabid Ewok?
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Bitch slapped.
They call that stalking? This is so fake, he would totally be dead by now. Trust me.
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The race ended in a 5-way tie.
My sister gave me this un-regiftable mess for Christmas.
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Pssst....is the coast clear?
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"You think this jacket is embarrassing? What about the monkey mask?" Thought this two year old girl.
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You think you're having a bad day?
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