Wait a second! If his hands are up, who is driving!?

"How to spot a redneck DUI."

Fine, but next time we have to do it ducky-style.

Once you go giraffe you never go... biraffe.

Dog or rabid Ewok?

Bitch slapped.

They call that stalking? This is so fake, he would totally be dead by now. Trust me.

The race ended in a 5-way tie.

My sister gave me this un-regiftable mess for Christmas.

Pssst....is the coast clear?

"You think this jacket is embarrassing? What about the monkey mask?" Thought this two year old girl.

You think you're having a bad day?

If this is a Deck the Gals submission, I don't get it.

Orgy at the zoo.

Let's move him to his bed, will someone help me lift up the other end?

You're going to need a bigger boat.

'Meow meow meow you are gay meow meow.'

World's grossest pinata.

Rover, won't you light my sleigh tonight?

Duuuuuuuuuuude, you any Alpo around here? Man I could really go for some Alpo right now that stuff is soooooooooo good.

That's the bear from The Shining.

The ultimate mustache ride.

Best Friends Forever. And ever. And ever. Or at least until he takes his hand off the cat's windpipe.

Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.

That's the bear from The Shining.

Best Friends Forever. And ever. And ever. Or at least until he takes his hand off the cat's windpipe.

The ultimate mustache ride.

Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.