Orgy at the zoo.

Let's move him to his bed, will someone help me lift up the other end?

You're going to need a bigger boat.

'Meow meow meow you are gay meow meow.'

World's grossest pinata.

Rover, won't you light my sleigh tonight?

Duuuuuuuuuuude, you any Alpo around here? Man I could really go for some Alpo right now that stuff is soooooooooo good.

What can I say? I love iguanas and ladders!

I'M IN THIRD EARTH, LOOKING 4 UR THUNDRYLIIUM.

Putting the "Buster" back in "Slumpbuster."

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

IM IN UR CIGARETZ GETTIN' LUNG CANCR

See guys, I told you the zoo was going to be awesome! Aren't you guys having fun!?! Wooo!

One day I will destroy you all.

They can't get the endangered pandas to mate properly.

"Typed in 'Lenin' on google and thats what i got."

Dolphins are the smartest animals, so they always use a condom.

This is the text message I got from my cousin, "I'm fine, watching 2 dogs fuckin, ran off the road climbed a bank and flipped." He totaled the truck.

Now let's eat them all!

A spelling mistake not even Google recognizes.

Think this is cute? Imagine him in a wheelchair!

Actually, can you make it an asston?

This is right below the threshold that defines animal cruelty.

Wesley Snipes crazy new sidekick in the much-awaited Blade sequel.

If you looked at this picture before attempting to read the description it is futile - you've already turned to stone.

After this he went to the beer pong tables to finish all the wounded soldiers. Then he drank the water cups.

"The great hunter is always aware of his surroundings."

Sexual Harassment Panda was finally replaced. Unfortunately it was by his weird uncle-in-law.

"This is my 28lb kitty named Monster Truck."

I doubled DOGGY dared my friend to take just one bite. He took two.

If Scooby Doo has taught me anything, it's that costumes and disguises rarely work.

Planet of the Apes

That's one damn dirty ape.

"She died in this pose, so it only seemed right to let the taxidermist stuff her that way."

Why do people keep sending in these stupid "before and after" pics? They're not funny.

I doubled DOGGY dared my friend to take just one bite. He took two.

"The great hunter is always aware of his surroundings."

Sexual Harassment Panda was finally replaced. Unfortunately it was by his weird uncle-in-law.

If you looked at this picture before attempting to read the description it is futile - you've already turned to stone.

Think this is cute? Imagine him in a wheelchair!

Actually, can you make it an asston?

"This is my 28lb kitty named Monster Truck."

Planet of the Apes

That's one damn dirty ape.

Wesley Snipes crazy new sidekick in the much-awaited Blade sequel.

This is right below the threshold that defines animal cruelty.

After this he went to the beer pong tables to finish all the wounded soldiers. Then he drank the water cups.

If Scooby Doo has taught me anything, it's that costumes and disguises rarely work.

"She died in this pose, so it only seemed right to let the taxidermist stuff her that way."