You heard it here first - within 2 years, Michael Vick will appear in a WWE match.

Drank too much last night and passed out that way.

I slapped the monkey high five as we drove by.

Fine, you take it!

"He looks sort of like he wants to kill himself."

Wouldn't it be cool if cats floated away sometimes?

Cotwear?

Yeah, deal with it.

The most terrifying animal in the world.

Gotta love keyword-targeted advertising.

When you live at the zoo, you do your business in public.

15 pounds of flour, a she-wrestling match and a That Dog...all in ONE PHOTO!

Close the door, you're letting air in!

Is the water boilin' yet, ma'?

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking pandas on this motherfucking plane!

Slump buster of the century.

"Don't judge me."

You can train a monkey to do anything if you have enough bananas.

Someone got that monkey a tiny hat!

Someone get that monkey a tiny hat and DO IT NOW!

That's the bear from The Shining.

The ultimate mustache ride.

Best Friends Forever. And ever. And ever. Or at least until he takes his hand off the cat's windpipe.

Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.

That's the bear from The Shining.

Best Friends Forever. And ever. And ever. Or at least until he takes his hand off the cat's windpipe.

The ultimate mustache ride.

Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.