Funny Pictures: cars

Give him a break, it will only take him like five minutes to accept those bribes.

"Let's go to Taco Bell, I hear it's like one step better than dog food."

The only thing more important to a police officer than his badge is his sign that keeps him from having to pull people over.

What an asshole, that's not the goat seat.

Whatever the opposite of yelling "thug life" is.

Unlike Einstein, the smartest thing this guy ever did was not get his car washed.

From Dirty Car Art

"I can't wait until I'm 18 so I can leave this place and get a real motorcycle made of people."

"No, you idiot. Legend is the car."

At least it wasn't a smear ad.

If you think he's dedicated now, you should know he legally changed his name to Idiot.

From John Zanussi

I guess he's hoping you'll try and get him back.

Now he'll have to listen to the radio instead of "Now That's What I Call Music! Volume 78."

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

"If you'd just help me find my keys I'll be on my way."

That's the closest the tow truck driver has ever been to that color.

While the carjacker reads this hit him in the head with a bat.

He knew what he was signing up for.

New Facebook status update: Just got into a horrific accident. FML.

Let's hope those dollar bills stay in while she's dancing on the highway.

Let everyone know how big of a loser you are this holiday season.