Handicapped sex. Yummy. (via TribalWar)

"The only thing that could have made this parking job worse is if those four spots were handicapped ones."

"Some wannabe trucker's ghetto-rigged mustang. "

Post-it'd the fuck out of my friends car... even got antenna, wipers, grill, and tires.

...because this makes sense?

"A van sawed off into a convertible. Not mine, but thought it was worthy of a picture."

I guess this is legal, right?

"What do you do with 30 cubic ft. of packing peanuts?.... Fill your friend's Miata of course!"

"This took us over 2300 sticky notes, 100 balloons, $40, and only about 2 hours to put this together. I hope my roommate likes it."

You'd think they'd know better than to double park in a handicapped space...

"Never pass out in your car...."

"My friend went out of town for a week and said i can do anything to his car while he was gone as long as it would still run. So we beat it with bats and took off the roof. "

"Our last $20, 4000 sticky notes, and 2 1/2 hours= OWNED"

Sure, rub it in.

World's most bitchin' '87 Volvo.

Camel Towing! Get it?!?!

I'm not sure what kind of battleships this guy is moving with this contraption, but whatever.

"What happens when you have a valet park your car in Atlanta."

"More Sauce (2 of 2)"

15 minutes + a few boxes & masking tape = The 2004 Collegehumormobile.