Fuck it, I just won't drive again until the Spring.

Amazing hood ornament.

"I watched a highway patrolman walk out and put a red tag on the windshield that says it must be moved in 2 days or they will tow it."

"Good car prank. Dip cotton balls in water and stick them to the victim's car. if its cold enough outside, they'll freeze right on."

I think you have to be handicapped to park there, not the car.

"For those family vacations to the Arctic."

Are you almost done? Okay cool, we'll wait it out here.

At least he's not in a handicapped spot.

You gotta put the chain through the wheels - otherwise they will just steal those too.

I told you we need twenty-five parking spots. If you leave us only twenty-four, we're not paying.

"We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets."

and finally we add... the brain of a Hummer!

We need to get to 65 mph - Robin, hit the turbo boosters!

"Actual car that is always parked in front of the student union at UC." Does anyone know the story here?

"My friend's uncle built this car using two identical cars. It really runs and works fine. You can drive from either end."

If you write this secret ancient phrase on the back of your car, cops won't give you speeding tickets.

How did this go wrong?

"Tennessee rednecks are finally getting fuel efficient."

Live dangerously.

What takes longer? Affixing 1,100 post-its to your friends car, or writing something on each one?

You think parallel parking a car is hard?

"The exhaust tip is a warp whistle..."

Some districts go overboard on school bus safety.

Worst parallel parker ever.

How are you supposed to smuggle moonshine in that?

You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses.

Ready to Drive.

It runs on sour diesel.

The car prank that undoes itself if you drive fast enough.

When "wash me" just doesn't cut it.

"Honey, did you shut the sunroof?"

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Nobody knows how to party like civil engineers.

The worst part? That's a girl's car.

Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer.

Can you get out and let me know if I'm going to hit the curb?

A firetruck that's having an identity crisis. He thinks he's a bulldozer.

They should just park there, not draw the lines.

Simple prank you can pull on your friends, all you need is a backhoe.

Hehe - rear.

"The exhaust tip is a warp whistle..."

You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses.

The car prank that undoes itself if you drive fast enough.

When "wash me" just doesn't cut it.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer.

Simple prank you can pull on your friends, all you need is a backhoe.

I'LL PAY ANY PRICE!

It's like CatDog.

My seatbelt is not crashing.

"Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps."

I suppose a handicapped man could still park his motorcycle there.

"I watched a highway patrolman walk out and put a red tag on the windshield that says it must be moved in 2 days or they will tow it."

"Good car prank. Dip cotton balls in water and stick them to the victim's car. if its cold enough outside, they'll freeze right on."

"For those family vacations to the Arctic."

Are you almost done? Okay cool, we'll wait it out here.

I told you we need twenty-five parking spots. If you leave us only twenty-four, we're not paying.

"My friend's uncle built this car using two identical cars. It really runs and works fine. You can drive from either end."

"An old guy hit her parked car, which hit my parked car, which hit my boyfriends car... all while in front of an insurance building."

"Try dressing up as a giant gate pass and then storming the main entrance of a billion dollar financial company. My buddy did and got tackled by a guard. He's a celebrity at the company now."