How to keep your friend's car fresh overnight.

He could use this to fly over traffic, like the cab in Roger Rabbit.

A reverse car that puts gas into humans.

These guys thought just because they covered a car in 3,000 post-it notes and some of them say CH.com they'd make it on the site. I guess they were right.

Why stop at two minivans?

I know my rocket skis are what put you in the wheelchair, but I really think one is going to work.

Think about it this way - it's very unlikely anybody is going to steal your car for the next few hours.

Between post-it notes and sharpie markers, sometimes I think CollegeHumor is keeping 3M in business.

Post-it notes on the outside, shredded paper on the inside. Who, besides Eric Draven, doesn't enjoy a good mischef night?

"An old guy hit her parked car, which hit my parked car, which hit my boyfriends car... all while in front of an insurance building."

"Try dressing up as a giant gate pass and then storming the main entrance of a billion dollar financial company. My buddy did and got tackled by a guard. He's a celebrity at the company now."

You told me you needed those to make fifteen pounds of pumpkin pie!

"So this dude's dad is rich as hell, and buys him whatever he wants. His dad has $100,000 into his 350Z, and he's wrecked it once before. I walked out of class one day to find this, and it was one the best moments of my life."

Who ya' gonna call?

A neon sign that says "BREAK THE WINDOWS AND LOOK INSIDE" wouldn't be nearly as sharp.

For all your on-road adventures.

This picture was taken in the parking lot at a Flaming Lips show.

What, no streamers?

At this point, just wait a week for them all to get dry and fall off.

Tour Guide: I direct your attention to this ancient and mysterious tablet, which has yet to be deciphered. Leela: Do you know what it means? Fry: Yeah, I asked a cop once. It means "up yours kid."