Do you have room to get out on your side?

It's all an excuse to ride a tricycle.

You're going to pick up tons of ladies with hubcaps like that. If they resist, you've got an industrial strength shovel.

Presumably, the tires tilt 90 degrees so they're flat against the ground before it enters boat mode.

The French are good at two things: getting headbutted and parking.

If you park here you actually make money.

That makes sense.

It's about time someone stick it to the handicapped.

Next step - installing a TV in the handlebars.

That's cool, I'm only going to be here from 5:00 am to 5:30.

If you can't drive over a schoolbus, why bother?

And you said we'd never use that chainsaw.

Yeah! Handicapped people have been rolling around like they own the place for too long.

"Boss Hogg now resides in Winchester, KY."

Gee, I wonder who owns that car.

Rules are rules - if you don't see a handicapped pass you gotta write a ticket.

If you want to roll over a dozen school busses and look good doing it.

It only cost $64 and four hours.

I think the fire trucks should be allowed to idle if they want.

"You know its serious when it has camoflauge tires."

You think parallel parking a car is hard?

"The exhaust tip is a warp whistle..."

Some districts go overboard on school bus safety.

Worst parallel parker ever.

How are you supposed to smuggle moonshine in that?

You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses.

Ready to Drive.

It runs on sour diesel.

The car prank that undoes itself if you drive fast enough.

When "wash me" just doesn't cut it.

"Honey, did you shut the sunroof?"

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Nobody knows how to party like civil engineers.

The worst part? That's a girl's car.

Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer.

Can you get out and let me know if I'm going to hit the curb?

A firetruck that's having an identity crisis. He thinks he's a bulldozer.

They should just park there, not draw the lines.

Simple prank you can pull on your friends, all you need is a backhoe.

Hehe - rear.

"The exhaust tip is a warp whistle..."

You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses.

The car prank that undoes itself if you drive fast enough.

When "wash me" just doesn't cut it.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer.

Simple prank you can pull on your friends, all you need is a backhoe.

I'LL PAY ANY PRICE!

It's like CatDog.

My seatbelt is not crashing.

"Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps."

I suppose a handicapped man could still park his motorcycle there.

"I watched a highway patrolman walk out and put a red tag on the windshield that says it must be moved in 2 days or they will tow it."

"Good car prank. Dip cotton balls in water and stick them to the victim's car. if its cold enough outside, they'll freeze right on."

"For those family vacations to the Arctic."

Are you almost done? Okay cool, we'll wait it out here.

I told you we need twenty-five parking spots. If you leave us only twenty-four, we're not paying.

"My friend's uncle built this car using two identical cars. It really runs and works fine. You can drive from either end."

"An old guy hit her parked car, which hit my parked car, which hit my boyfriends car... all while in front of an insurance building."

"Try dressing up as a giant gate pass and then storming the main entrance of a billion dollar financial company. My buddy did and got tackled by a guard. He's a celebrity at the company now."