All it takes is a dream and stolen office supplies.

Basically, this professor is lucky they didn't steal his car.

Right in the handicapped space, of course.

Maybe if I design a car that looks like it should travel through time it'll just work.

"50 lbs of cake frosting, 11 lbs of sprinkles, 3 bottles of wiped cream, 8 candles, and our hall president's car. You can't see it from this angle but there is a blow up sex doll shaped like a pig in the front seat and 50 blown up condom in the back seat. No it wasn't his birthday we just found that we could buy stuff in bulk off our dinning accounts."

We just added a new wing to our home.

Looks like there's some parking straight ahead, keep going.

Seats you and eight of your finest soldiers.

Pretty sweet ride, even if it isn't snowing.

The pickup truck is mutating into a Camaro.

You failed.

"The interior, however, had upholstery just stapled on."

You know what the problem with Jeeps is? They're not big enough!

Why? Perhaps the better question is, "Why not?"

"It only took 15 hours to pop all 50 pounds of unpopped kernels. It was worth it."

This jerk is in no less than three parking spots.

Custom rice rocket.

"The only problem with this ride is there is not enough room in it to nail the supermodels that will be all over you."

"Our friend accidentally left his sunroof open. We accidentally filled it with the rest of the school's papers."

"Hi, I'm a Redneck and instead of owning a truck, now I want an SUV."

You think parallel parking a car is hard?

"The exhaust tip is a warp whistle..."

Some districts go overboard on school bus safety.

Worst parallel parker ever.

How are you supposed to smuggle moonshine in that?

You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses.

Ready to Drive.

It runs on sour diesel.

The car prank that undoes itself if you drive fast enough.

When "wash me" just doesn't cut it.

"Honey, did you shut the sunroof?"

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Nobody knows how to party like civil engineers.

The worst part? That's a girl's car.

Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer.

Can you get out and let me know if I'm going to hit the curb?

A firetruck that's having an identity crisis. He thinks he's a bulldozer.

They should just park there, not draw the lines.

Simple prank you can pull on your friends, all you need is a backhoe.

Hehe - rear.

"The exhaust tip is a warp whistle..."

You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses.

The car prank that undoes itself if you drive fast enough.

When "wash me" just doesn't cut it.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer.

Simple prank you can pull on your friends, all you need is a backhoe.

I'LL PAY ANY PRICE!

It's like CatDog.

My seatbelt is not crashing.

"Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps."

I suppose a handicapped man could still park his motorcycle there.

"I watched a highway patrolman walk out and put a red tag on the windshield that says it must be moved in 2 days or they will tow it."

"Good car prank. Dip cotton balls in water and stick them to the victim's car. if its cold enough outside, they'll freeze right on."

"For those family vacations to the Arctic."

Are you almost done? Okay cool, we'll wait it out here.

I told you we need twenty-five parking spots. If you leave us only twenty-four, we're not paying.

"My friend's uncle built this car using two identical cars. It really runs and works fine. You can drive from either end."

"An old guy hit her parked car, which hit my parked car, which hit my boyfriends car... all while in front of an insurance building."

"Try dressing up as a giant gate pass and then storming the main entrance of a billion dollar financial company. My buddy did and got tackled by a guard. He's a celebrity at the company now."