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Look officer, I said "I'm sorry." What else do you want from me?
"If ketchup could talk..."
"I don't know what is more confusing - the spelling or the fact that there are no other signs around."
Who stole my spoiler!?
And what makes you think it was your ex-boyfriend who did this?
It's like they let a 4-year-old design a car.
Why? Because we can.
I should explain, Mrs. Robbie is nuts.
What, no Nascar stickers?
We didn't do that, it must have just snowed that way. Weird.
Wouldn't it be fun to ride the lobster while someone drove around?
Just a month ago he spraypainted their names on the bridge. Then he found out she was cheating.
I thought if we hit it fast enough, we could just keep driving across..
It's a truck under all that snow. Not a car, a truck.
'Hey, you got truck in my car!''No way, you got car in my truck!'No wait, you're both right!
So the other soccer moms will know you ain't no triflin' ho.
Oh pickup truck owners, why are you all so crazy?
No, it's your attitude that makes you cool.
Make sure to get the hose too, so you can turn it all into solid ice.
Remember when you were making fun of me for buying the pink paint and I said "you'll see"?
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