Mr. T talking about Jesus is the holy grail of late night channel surfing.

Not sure if this is Lindsay Lohan, don't care.

The thing that really makes him an enormous tool is wearing a suit and sandals.

A real fan would have done steroids too.

We got frog-on-toad, toad-on-frog-on-toad, poisonous-frog-on-toad, and the hottest tadpole action you've ever seen!

I wish Britney Spears would decide if she's hot already.

"I went to a bad Christmas sweater party, and I didnt have a bad sweater so I had to improvise." Just so you know, that's a bad sweater.

This is how we found him. When he came to, he claimed he had frozen himself so he didn't have to wait for a Wii.

I itch, beeyotch.

"Please put up for my Buddy Zach in Iraq who helped build it. It will give him a reminder of whats waiting for him in March when he returns."

Well, it has to be better than Into The Blue and Catwoman.

This is the closest you'll ever get to Lindsay Lohan.

E! is now producing retrospectives as events happen.

"Hard to beleive they aren't selling more of those Kramer posters."

Congratulations Paris Hilton! It takes a special kind of socialite to never do anything, but still be hated across cultures.

"Well... Jesus did say 'Let the little children come to me...'

I thought there were no black people on Seinfeld.

He picked her up with a, "Hey Momma, wanna have a burger with a real man?"

They better have some good tots.

KKKramer

This whole thing was probably one of Newman's schemes.

"Nothing can break Blaine's concentration. Not even me and my tongue flicking back and forth making slurping noises for half an hour straight."

Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

Britney spares another life she could have destroyed.

Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

"Nothing can break Blaine's concentration. Not even me and my tongue flicking back and forth making slurping noises for half an hour straight."

Britney spares another life she could have destroyed.