A smooth criminal talked the cops out of arrested him for stealing candy from youngsters.
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After this I went and got my bottle of d*ck cream, fondled my sweaters, and smeared mud on my a**.
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"If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs... would you eat it, I know I would, Heck I'd have seconds!"
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Oh my God, they tried to kill you? Those bastards! Well, if you're still scared my place is just around the block.
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Jim is my enemy, but it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually, Jim is my enemy. But—
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