You crazy protestors!!11one

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Is this the most retarded picture you've seen in a while? Probably.

It's a last resort...

"I can just hear the theme music now....and then cnn resumes it's report on Bush's latest stupid call."

"Our protest sign from the anti-war rally in pittsburgh. We got at least 50 people to chant this."

"Maybe thats the reason America is always starting wars..."

"We found those two cloned babies... here they are."

This will take Michael Jackson jokes in a whole new direction!

The special effects in "Thriller" were better

Both make prefect sense, right?

Britney without make-up is like Houdini without make-up.

Best title of a movie ever.

Who says these things?

"It's funny cause she made Pepsi to Sexsi. Oh, and she's bra-less"

Come on, everyone... I'm sure he just had an itch.

It's a good thing Bush is such a clown, or this war might seem a lot more upsetting to a lot more people.

For those of you who have written in: The "Shocker" is a sexual technique where the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina, while the pinky is inserted into the anus.

My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.

So, how exactly does this work out when he turns into a prince? And can your head even get close enough to kiss him?

"Nothing can break Blaine's concentration. Not even me and my tongue flicking back and forth making slurping noises for half an hour straight."

Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

Britney spares another life she could have destroyed.

Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

"Nothing can break Blaine's concentration. Not even me and my tongue flicking back and forth making slurping noises for half an hour straight."

Britney spares another life she could have destroyed.