The "W" stands for "Brilliant".

"Would you die for oil?"
"Yes I would."
"Why?!"
"Because Bush told me to!"

Wow, who knew that frogs were 3/5 shit!!!?

It's not fingering if you don't use any fingers.

MAYBE SHE SHOULDINT HAVE BEEN SO STEW-PID!

The "A" in "A-Team" stands for "Awesome Haircut."

Titney Spears! Get it?
Get them? Probably not.

Ok, I'll eat the pills... but No Holds Barred sucked and doesn't even have kitch value.

Towelie gettin' high part 3 of 3

Shallow pop culture vs. very real mass murder. Shoot my babies one more time!

They spent a total of fourteen seconds adding the little Jennifer Aniston clip-art clover!

You have 3 options here: 1. Add To Cart 2. Frame It 3. MOUNT ON WOOD! The decision is easy.

Hulk don't like you if you work at Crate and Barrel!

Photoshop can make you look like a chipmunk!

More Mr. T shit!

I wonder what's in that lunchbox.

I heard if you finger a frog, your finger turns into a prince's finger.

Mr. T stuff is funny? I guess... but he, like Carrot Top, was invented by committee in early 2000 to promote collect call services.

Honestly, these two were before my time and I don't find this so funny. BUT YOU WILL!

I heard Bush can actually be funny when he's not under pressure to, like, read speeches and stuff.

Britney spares another life she could have destroyed.

Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

"Nothing can break Blaine's concentration. Not even me and my tongue flicking back and forth making slurping noises for half an hour straight."

Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

"Nothing can break Blaine's concentration. Not even me and my tongue flicking back and forth making slurping noises for half an hour straight."

Britney spares another life she could have destroyed.