Look out preppies!

The sad part? That's his real penis.

A fight broke out over who got to be Nitro.

SNL Chippendales

Who could have known one of SNL's greatest skits come from a Patrick Swayze hosted episode?

WrestleMania

They've got WrestleMania Mania.

Donny you are out of your element.

Will Professor Chaos' latest plot succeed and be the final undoing of Earth?

A costume that lets you fart as loud as you want.

Pumpkins are kosher, right?

A 3-step costume.

Is there any costume white and nerdier?

"I know what DK is going to do with his gold star."

We do not grow pumpkins at Schrute farms, we grow beets.

"My friends and I were watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious and there is a part of his stand up where he makes fun of Chinese people. This was basically my impression of Eddie Murphy's impression." It's not offensive if someone else did it first!

They should offer crack as a reward on Kid Nation. That would really mix things up.

I wonder if this is where Jay-Z got the idea for the song...

Heeeeeeiddy ho!

Kramer's apartment.

That rapper.

Congratulations Chris Crocker, you've officially made it.

Unfortunately, the question was about surviving a bear attack.

I ran into Stanley, pretty much the happiest he's ever looked.

Chest bumping everyone is Bush's new peace plan.

Schrute, the college years.

Those punks at Valley are up to no good...

Watch out on Monday and Tuesday folks, some will stay dry and others will feel the pain.

You think Colbert is big here? In Mexico he's on the money.

Now we have both Hardly Boys.

Just one round of beer pong, guys. I don't want to get drunk.

Oh man, that guy on the left must just be swimming in cast-off Red Hot Chili Peppers fans.

Close, but work on the smirk.

Was this name worse to have before or after Seinfeld?

Hellllloooooo Jerry!

The Lords of the Underworld's touring van.

It's a shame we have to throw bowling balls at it.

Clone-ye West.

If you're Jim, that makes your friend there Dwight.

1pac.

Hillary will turn this country right side up!

Baby don't cry, keep ya' head up.

Unfortunately, the question was about surviving a bear attack.

I ran into Stanley, pretty much the happiest he's ever looked.

Chest bumping everyone is Bush's new peace plan.

Schrute, the college years.

Watch out on Monday and Tuesday folks, some will stay dry and others will feel the pain.

The Lords of the Underworld's touring van.

If you're Jim, that makes your friend there Dwight.

Baby don't cry, keep ya' head up.

Hey moron, I said I wanted to see Mr. Rogers as a PLANT eating dinosaur. What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

America, we can should and MUST make Hulk Hogan 1,500 feet tall if we are to successfully defend our borders.

No Kitty, Thats My Pot Pie!

Jesus also once rode a motorcycle along the edge of a building.

Step 1. Cut a hole in the box
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit!

"Found this near the Berlin wall."

The real Chuck Norris wouldn't carry a fanny pack, he's an impostor!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

If only she was inside an enormous metal globe.

One nation, under boob, with liberty and justice for all.

Urkel

Did I do this?

Pam and Jim

That might actually be Pam.