The KISS army never sleeps!

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Uh oh I just realized I forgot to go to classes all semester.

The toilet just disappeared!

It even has room for a Roger Waters cup.

There is no greater shame than looking like an Insane Clown Posse fan.

Love at first poke.

How to look good for cheap.

Nothing beats NES instruction booklet art.

You should see what it looks like when these two kiss. Total bloodbath.

You do the math.

It's time for Facebook to introduce a new relationship status: It's an effing disaster.

Still only half as good as four girls making out on eight kegs.

"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"

The king of beer pong tables.

Jake Hurwitz went to visit some friends at Carnegie Mellon this weekend and passed out. His "friends" sent this in.

Where there's smoke, there's Colorado University.

Someone tried to hotbox earth.

CU has the only 4:20 on 4/20 that you can see from space.

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Uh oh I just realized I forgot to go to classes all semester.

It even has room for a Roger Waters cup.

There is no greater shame than looking like an Insane Clown Posse fan.

How to look good for cheap.

Nothing beats NES instruction booklet art.

You should see what it looks like when these two kiss. Total bloodbath.

You do the math.

It's time for Facebook to introduce a new relationship status: It's an effing disaster.

Still only half as good as four girls making out on eight kegs.

"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"

Jake Hurwitz went to visit some friends at Carnegie Mellon this weekend and passed out. His "friends" sent this in.

Where there's smoke, there's Colorado University.

CU has the only 4:20 on 4/20 that you can see from space.

"20 shredded newspapers, 50 shredded styrofoam cups, popcorn, our trash for the day, and all the bottles from the recycling bin."

Colorado on 4/20 is like the Vatican on Christmas.

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

Pictures are actual size.

Nintable.

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

You should see what it looks like when these two kiss. Total bloodbath.

It's time for Facebook to introduce a new relationship status: It's an effing disaster.

"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"

Jake Hurwitz went to visit some friends at Carnegie Mellon this weekend and passed out. His "friends" sent this in.

CU has the only 4:20 on 4/20 that you can see from space.

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

Pictures are actual size.

Pretty chill. Pretty chill. But what does it do to enforce the elbow rule?

Oh yeah, Becca's passed out in there. Try to poop around her.

Cheers!

College - the death of innocence.

Those yellow letters were really there.

"Our buddy passed out in Key West."

The best Facebook graffiti?

There's a party on my face and you're invited.

Some assembly required (broom, hat, carrot not included).

This should contain him for now, but if he wakes up I don't know if we can stop him.

From this day forward this shall be my lucky beer bong.

I'm going in.