You sir are what's wrong with America.

Let's move him to his bed, will someone help me lift up the other end?

This and the Great Wall of China are the only two manmade structures you can see from space.

Ninjas, pirates, zombies, and vampires. Pick a side!

There's no penis like snow penis.

A true friend - "My friend got some weird virus that made his stomach swell up to the size of a basketball. During his morphine induced coma I realized I needed a new facebook picture."

S'man.

The worst part? That's a girl's car.

This looks fun, until you realize they are playing Sand Pong.

Snowblower.

Putting the "Buster" back in "Slumpbuster."

It's all fun and games until God zombie bites you.

"Two city workers came by shortly after and asked us to knock it down, but not before taking a picture so they could show it to all their buddies."

Take it to the cup.

We didn't build this, it just naturally snowed like that.

"I was house hunting with my buddies, and we came across this written on the whiteboard in the kitchen. We decided not to take the place."

"Our friend came back from Iraq. Party at his parents place where we all get shitty drunk. A friend passes out and the Iraq kids lil brother decides to draw on the passed out friend, with our encouragement of course." Welcome home!

"Every time we go to the bar my friend somehow ends up finding the worst looking chick there and dancing with her. This time I had the camera ready and was able to document it."

The first snow penis of winter is CollegeHumor's equivalent of the first robin of Spring.

Walk of shame! Walk of shame!

He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.

"We thought, what's more epic than Al Bundy sitting on a couch with Kelly Kapowski, the pink power ranger, Buffy the vampire slayer and Jessica Rabbit? We also were in love with Kelly Bundy but that would just be incestuous to have her there."

I knew it!

"Built a 12 gallon aquarium inside the beer pong table. Holds 10 fish. They seem to have a low tolerance."

Art School Shaming

His father's finally proud of him for quitting college and joining the family clown business.

"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.

A "that-guy" lurks in the shadows. Can YOU find him?

Parental controls is about to have a new meaning.

It's so much more delicious when it doesn't have sticky 3 day old Natty and Busch soaked in.

Flip Cop

It took him 15 tries to flip it over right, but when he finally did he unleashed a fury of joy by unloading 6 rounds on the weakened Solo cup.

In Montana this is how you settle a dispute over the bounce back rule.

USS BPONG (BPN-69) - "You sunk my ping pong ball."

Duct tape fixes everything

Duct tape really does fix everything!

Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.

Putting a sand trap in really puts a stop to bouncing.

You don't even use balls to hit cups. You use lasers.

We blue him in his sleep.

Making your own moonshine FTW. Looking like you're building a bomb or jarring your own piss FTL.

He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.

I knew it!

"Built a 12 gallon aquarium inside the beer pong table. Holds 10 fish. They seem to have a low tolerance."

In Montana this is how you settle a dispute over the bounce back rule.

"We thought, what's more epic than Al Bundy sitting on a couch with Kelly Kapowski, the pink power ranger, Buffy the vampire slayer and Jessica Rabbit? We also were in love with Kelly Bundy but that would just be incestuous to have her there."

Putting a sand trap in really puts a stop to bouncing.

USS BPONG (BPN-69) - "You sunk my ping pong ball."

Flip Cop

It took him 15 tries to flip it over right, but when he finally did he unleashed a fury of joy by unloading 6 rounds on the weakened Solo cup.

You don't even use balls to hit cups. You use lasers.

A "that-guy" lurks in the shadows. Can YOU find him?

Post midterm special on Aisle 9. Post midterm special on Aisle 9.

Just because Bob Marley said alcohol could mean the destruction of a nation doesn't mean we can't put him on a beer pong table, right?

Parental controls is about to have a new meaning.

His father's finally proud of him for quitting college and joining the family clown business.

Art School Shaming

"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.

Duct tape fixes everything

Duct tape really does fix everything!

It's so much more delicious when it doesn't have sticky 3 day old Natty and Busch soaked in.

Making your own moonshine FTW. Looking like you're building a bomb or jarring your own piss FTL.