He has a bow on his head because his present is the fact that he'll wake up in the morning, as opposed to being dead of alcohol poisoning. LOL!

Ahh, the eternal hilarity of death.

"The kid in the picture gettin' head from the pooch is John Kerber. He's one of my pledge brothes at Muhlenberg College in Allentown, PA."

"...he funneled 8 beers in an hour. He then ate Dominos, puked in a bag, and then tripped while bringing the bag downstairs..."

Here lies the most picked-on man in history.

One reason to be a male cheerleader

How to tell when the sex ain't that great.

Not the best position to fall asleep in

Ah yes, another rendition of the classic CH picture "college vs. weed."

I hope she's asleep and not dead

Rather explicit way to tell your opponents to eat it.

Sent to us by some guys who played a prank on their RA

When engineering students get drunk/horny/bored.

Just in time for the superbowl... (warning: pretty graphic)

We've actually been sent a bunch of these- is it the same snow sculpture?

This is kinda messed up, but check it out. We're not sure exactly what is producing this flame...

Funny hitchhiker sign

Interesting street sign

Snow man + Blow dryer = ?

Beer sign.

He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.

"Built a 12 gallon aquarium inside the beer pong table. Holds 10 fish. They seem to have a low tolerance."

"We thought, what's more epic than Al Bundy sitting on a couch with Kelly Kapowski, the pink power ranger, Buffy the vampire slayer and Jessica Rabbit? We also were in love with Kelly Bundy but that would just be incestuous to have her there."

Art School Shaming

I knew it!

His father's finally proud of him for quitting college and joining the family clown business.

"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.

Parental controls is about to have a new meaning.

It's so much more delicious when it doesn't have sticky 3 day old Natty and Busch soaked in.

In Montana this is how you settle a dispute over the bounce back rule.

USS BPONG (BPN-69) - "You sunk my ping pong ball."

Flip Cop

It took him 15 tries to flip it over right, but when he finally did he unleashed a fury of joy by unloading 6 rounds on the weakened Solo cup.

A "that-guy" lurks in the shadows. Can YOU find him?

You don't even use balls to hit cups. You use lasers.

Duct tape fixes everything

Duct tape really does fix everything!

Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.

We blue him in his sleep.

Putting a sand trap in really puts a stop to bouncing.

Making your own moonshine FTW. Looking like you're building a bomb or jarring your own piss FTL.

He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.

I knew it!

"Built a 12 gallon aquarium inside the beer pong table. Holds 10 fish. They seem to have a low tolerance."

"We thought, what's more epic than Al Bundy sitting on a couch with Kelly Kapowski, the pink power ranger, Buffy the vampire slayer and Jessica Rabbit? We also were in love with Kelly Bundy but that would just be incestuous to have her there."

In Montana this is how you settle a dispute over the bounce back rule.

Putting a sand trap in really puts a stop to bouncing.

USS BPONG (BPN-69) - "You sunk my ping pong ball."

You don't even use balls to hit cups. You use lasers.

Flip Cop

It took him 15 tries to flip it over right, but when he finally did he unleashed a fury of joy by unloading 6 rounds on the weakened Solo cup.

A "that-guy" lurks in the shadows. Can YOU find him?

Post midterm special on Aisle 9. Post midterm special on Aisle 9.

Parental controls is about to have a new meaning.

Just because Bob Marley said alcohol could mean the destruction of a nation doesn't mean we can't put him on a beer pong table, right?

His father's finally proud of him for quitting college and joining the family clown business.

Art School Shaming

"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.

Duct tape fixes everything

Duct tape really does fix everything!

It's so much more delicious when it doesn't have sticky 3 day old Natty and Busch soaked in.

Making your own moonshine FTW. Looking like you're building a bomb or jarring your own piss FTL.