I bought this for my parents, who wasted an hour in Barnes & Noble looking for Facebook.

Wait a second, I have an even better idea. Get the snorkel!

"The wind sucked."

There's a party on my face and you're invited.

CollegeHumor pictures section, like a museum but awesomer.

The best part? That's not our front yard.

If you really want to get spring breakers attention you should hand out booze.

I didn't think this old lady could bong seawater, but she proved us wrong.

Some assembly required (broom, hat, carrot not included).

Torgo on Spring Break.

A leaked scene from Borat 2: Too Many Borats.

"Monkey pissed on me, it was worth it."

This should contain him for now, but if he wakes up I don't know if we can stop him.

From this day forward this shall be my lucky beer bong.

It was all funny... until they fell in love.

"Got really badly sunburned on the last day of my trip. I am in the ER getting ready for them to cut those bad boys off."

We just played around Chad. He would have wanted it that way.

You're with me, bathing suit.

No jumping!

"We played a drinking game called the Beer Pot for St. Patrick's Day. You pass it around and whoever ends up finishing it wins. He thought he chugged all of it and won."

This town deserves a better class of Facebook graffiti artists...and I'm gonna give it to them.

The Air Guitars have been oppressed for far too long.

He's hoping for the puke fairy to bring him $5.

Now I just need three friends to play with!

Anyone but dudes.

Hey, no leaning!

Is it possible to get a picture etched into the inside of your eye lids?

Never put her down.

Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.

Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner.

"He was hoping and wishing for that spot at Home Depot."

Boobies thirsty?

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Uh oh I just realized I forgot to go to classes all semester.

It even has room for a Roger Waters cup.

There is no greater shame than looking like an Insane Clown Posse fan.

How to look good for cheap.

Nothing beats NES instruction booklet art.

You should see what it looks like when these two kiss. Total bloodbath.

This town deserves a better class of Facebook graffiti artists...and I'm gonna give it to them.

The Air Guitars have been oppressed for far too long.

Anyone but dudes.

Never put her down.

Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.

Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner.

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

You should see what it looks like when these two kiss. Total bloodbath.

It's time for Facebook to introduce a new relationship status: It's an effing disaster.

"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"

Jake Hurwitz went to visit some friends at Carnegie Mellon this weekend and passed out. His "friends" sent this in.

CU has the only 4:20 on 4/20 that you can see from space.

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

Pictures are actual size.

Pretty chill. Pretty chill. But what does it do to enforce the elbow rule?

Oh yeah, Becca's passed out in there. Try to poop around her.

Cheers!

College - the death of innocence.

Those yellow letters were really there.

"Our buddy passed out in Key West."