A fully grown adult's intestines are approximately 25 feet long. By comparison, that's still only half the length of this beer bong.
"It took 4 days for maintenance to get the S.S. Arnett out of the pond because it was anchored so well."
If you're this serious about beer pong, you should re-evaluate why you are playing in the first place.
From all the way down under, a UTE (whatever the hell that is) converted into a mobile mini fridge/dead hooker transport unit.
Won't the awesome bass knock over the cups? Ohhhh that's why the plywood is there. Wow, you guys thought of everything.