"After losing a couple games of Kings, my friend got so drunk he decided to beer bong wearing only a sock. At least he gives a shout out to CollegeHumor."
"Hey Kids! Sit here and watch Rugrats while mommy and I go get tanked and forget about how much we hate you, k?" at Paramount's Great America
"America has introduced a new special unit to combat terrorism. The drunken brigade is armed with beer grenades to protect and serve."