How the Zebra got it's stripes.

Making new friends.

See dude this is totally lame. I told you we should have just drawn Cartman playing football!

I hate coming to this side of town... the people are all... you know.

Traffic wise, Valentine's Day is probably one of Facebook's biggest days of the year.

This isn't funny! He had to go to the hospital!

Is this any weirder than regular snow penises? Basically, yes.

Uh oh, we drank all the beer making the table.

The most ticklish shaming there is.

Proof reading is also unnecessary.

Nothing is free. Have you considered the environmental costs?

You can truly build anything with K'nex.

Shotgun Homer-side!

Wow, that must be $3.00 worth of solo cups!

Snow day? Snow studying.

"Someone wanted to draw Spiderman, someone else wanted to draw Hitler. This was the compromise." Both people would be proud...

Jason added "Superbowl XLII" to his least favorite TV shows.

The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.

He drank 'till it looked like he got hit with an Impedimenta Jinx.

"4:30 game. This is some guy at 4:35 pissing himself and peeing on who knows how many peoples shoes."

The Air Guitars have been oppressed for far too long.

He's hoping for the puke fairy to bring him $5.

Now I just need three friends to play with!

Anyone but dudes.

Hey, no leaning!

Is it possible to get a picture etched into the inside of your eye lids?

Never put her down.

Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.

Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner.

"He was hoping and wishing for that spot at Home Depot."

Boobies thirsty?

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Uh oh I just realized I forgot to go to classes all semester.

It even has room for a Roger Waters cup.

There is no greater shame than looking like an Insane Clown Posse fan.

How to look good for cheap.

Nothing beats NES instruction booklet art.

You should see what it looks like when these two kiss. Total bloodbath.

You do the math.

The Air Guitars have been oppressed for far too long.

Anyone but dudes.

Never put her down.

Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.

Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner.

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

You should see what it looks like when these two kiss. Total bloodbath.

It's time for Facebook to introduce a new relationship status: It's an effing disaster.

"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"

Jake Hurwitz went to visit some friends at Carnegie Mellon this weekend and passed out. His "friends" sent this in.

CU has the only 4:20 on 4/20 that you can see from space.

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

Pictures are actual size.

Pretty chill. Pretty chill. But what does it do to enforce the elbow rule?

Oh yeah, Becca's passed out in there. Try to poop around her.

Cheers!

College - the death of innocence.

Those yellow letters were really there.

"Our buddy passed out in Key West."

The best Facebook graffiti?