Is there really a way to tell if a BABY is drunk? What, it stumbles around? Pukes? Smells bad? There's not too much of a payoff since you'll just have a normal baby.
"We take our Beirut very seriously. Every bounced ball equals a punch in the face." - Holy shit, look at their faces!
"There's construction all over campus, and these signs are at every site! We stole one, and indulged in the greatest irony around!"
"This guy drank a beer poured down a random stripper's back and down her ass crack... Sheesh, what people will do when naked strippers surround you."
Probably not the most efficient way to store 228 ounces of beer, but definitely one of the skinniest.