Was the purple people eater purple, or did he just eat purple people? Because if it's the latter, this guy should be worried.

Did you guys see Norbit?

This one's funny!

I don't have to pee, you carry him to his bed.

"A real gift given to me by my aunt. I would still return it if I could."

It's the goverment's fault for shaping their signs like beer pong tables.

Santa came, delivered the presents, ate our cookies, and killed our kegs.

We're out of couches, does anybody sleep particularly still?

Snow penis? S'no problem.

"Ma'am can i see your ID? Oh ok...you may go."

Everything old school, except for the new style of Link. This is a conflicted man.

"One beer candle for the six days of hanukkah... wait... damn I'm drunk."

These guys have a hundred words for "beer" and only one for "sex."

She passed out with her shoes off and we bronzed them.

Woah woah woah, Birdo's from Mario 2 and Raccoon Mario is from Mario 3. You should get your money back.

Prank-it notes.

Katie invited you to the event "Ryan and Katie's WEDDING!!!!"on Saturday, August 28 at 6:00pm.

I didn't finish yet, it's just sunny so I'm melting.

What if he comes to life when the door is closed?

You sir are what's wrong with America.

This town deserves a better class of Facebook graffiti artists...and I'm gonna give it to them.

The Air Guitars have been oppressed for far too long.

He's hoping for the puke fairy to bring him $5.

Now I just need three friends to play with!

Anyone but dudes.

Hey, no leaning!

Is it possible to get a picture etched into the inside of your eye lids?

Never put her down.

Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.

Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner.

"He was hoping and wishing for that spot at Home Depot."

Boobies thirsty?

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Uh oh I just realized I forgot to go to classes all semester.

It even has room for a Roger Waters cup.

There is no greater shame than looking like an Insane Clown Posse fan.

How to look good for cheap.

Nothing beats NES instruction booklet art.

You should see what it looks like when these two kiss. Total bloodbath.

This town deserves a better class of Facebook graffiti artists...and I'm gonna give it to them.

The Air Guitars have been oppressed for far too long.

Anyone but dudes.

Never put her down.

Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.

Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner.

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

You should see what it looks like when these two kiss. Total bloodbath.

It's time for Facebook to introduce a new relationship status: It's an effing disaster.

"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"

Jake Hurwitz went to visit some friends at Carnegie Mellon this weekend and passed out. His "friends" sent this in.

CU has the only 4:20 on 4/20 that you can see from space.

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

Pictures are actual size.

Pretty chill. Pretty chill. But what does it do to enforce the elbow rule?

Oh yeah, Becca's passed out in there. Try to poop around her.

Cheers!

College - the death of innocence.

Those yellow letters were really there.

"Our buddy passed out in Key West."