Jason added "Superbowl XLII" to his least favorite TV shows.

The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.

He drank 'till it looked like he got hit with an Impedimenta Jinx.

"4:30 game. This is some guy at 4:35 pissing himself and peeing on who knows how many peoples shoes."

Behind-the-scenes shot from Fantastic Four 3: Fall of the Silver Surfer.

Excuse me sir, in what aisle might I find the sharpies?

Careful, your lips will freeze to the bong.

It's always been my dream to own a bar. For one night, I lived that dream.

Like the Colon Blow commercial on SNL.

That's like if yours came out of your knees.

When permanent marker is too temporary...

In the 21st century, even one night stands happen faster.

I don't understand why girls think they look better in make-up.

You know someone is serious when you spend more on the beer pong table than the beer.

One ice cube for the world's largest scotch glass.

Who is that masked man?

Unless she starts puking out her fingers, we're covered.

No I'm not going to use your straw, you already put it in your mouth. That's disgusting.

To give you an idea of scale, that's the tallest tree in the world.

Ugh! I told you to stack them neatly, otherwise they all fall out when you open the door.

He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.

"Built a 12 gallon aquarium inside the beer pong table. Holds 10 fish. They seem to have a low tolerance."

"We thought, what's more epic than Al Bundy sitting on a couch with Kelly Kapowski, the pink power ranger, Buffy the vampire slayer and Jessica Rabbit? We also were in love with Kelly Bundy but that would just be incestuous to have her there."

Art School Shaming

His father's finally proud of him for quitting college and joining the family clown business.

I knew it!

"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.

Parental controls is about to have a new meaning.

In Montana this is how you settle a dispute over the bounce back rule.

It's so much more delicious when it doesn't have sticky 3 day old Natty and Busch soaked in.

USS BPONG (BPN-69) - "You sunk my ping pong ball."

Flip Cop

It took him 15 tries to flip it over right, but when he finally did he unleashed a fury of joy by unloading 6 rounds on the weakened Solo cup.

You don't even use balls to hit cups. You use lasers.

A "that-guy" lurks in the shadows. Can YOU find him?

Duct tape fixes everything

Duct tape really does fix everything!

Don't be fooled, the can is a trap to lure you into a false sense of security.

We blue him in his sleep.

Putting a sand trap in really puts a stop to bouncing.

Making your own moonshine FTW. Looking like you're building a bomb or jarring your own piss FTL.

He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.

I knew it!

"Built a 12 gallon aquarium inside the beer pong table. Holds 10 fish. They seem to have a low tolerance."

"We thought, what's more epic than Al Bundy sitting on a couch with Kelly Kapowski, the pink power ranger, Buffy the vampire slayer and Jessica Rabbit? We also were in love with Kelly Bundy but that would just be incestuous to have her there."

In Montana this is how you settle a dispute over the bounce back rule.

Putting a sand trap in really puts a stop to bouncing.

USS BPONG (BPN-69) - "You sunk my ping pong ball."

You don't even use balls to hit cups. You use lasers.

Flip Cop

It took him 15 tries to flip it over right, but when he finally did he unleashed a fury of joy by unloading 6 rounds on the weakened Solo cup.

A "that-guy" lurks in the shadows. Can YOU find him?

Parental controls is about to have a new meaning.

Post midterm special on Aisle 9. Post midterm special on Aisle 9.

His father's finally proud of him for quitting college and joining the family clown business.

Art School Shaming

Just because Bob Marley said alcohol could mean the destruction of a nation doesn't mean we can't put him on a beer pong table, right?

"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.

Duct tape fixes everything

Duct tape really does fix everything!

It's so much more delicious when it doesn't have sticky 3 day old Natty and Busch soaked in.

Making your own moonshine FTW. Looking like you're building a bomb or jarring your own piss FTL.