Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.
The real life person immediately broke their leg when that picture was uploaded. The power of facebook.
Only one rocket-propelled grenade was injured in the making of this facebook profile. Oh, and a small village.
Her uncle joked that climbing the mountain would put hair on her chest, but he didn't say anything about this.
Wow, someone needs to teach this kid not to be so closed-minded. "Balls" is a perfectly acceptable term.
"I'll do it. Just as long as you spend Easter with my family and tell my parents you're my girlfriend."