Taco Bell is a unique restaurant in that they hire their ingredients.

What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?

How do you choose just 125?

Go to the library if you wanna do that stuff.

A burger so good you'll enjoy it twice!

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard!

FUN FACT - Randy Quaid does the voice of the animated Colonel Sanders.

Hot girls, hot dogs.

Ronald got special sauce all over Wendy.

They make pumpkin beer, so why not?

Imagine that inside you.

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

Even Wendys employees are Lovin' It.

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

"Eating 450 Krystal Boxes in 2.5 years! Construction based on the Washington Monument. When we rolled up to the Kyrstal store with it they treated us like celebrities. We are getting this picture posted in the store, we have a month worth of free food, as well as making it to the Krystal's Hall of Fame with our faces on the hamburger boxes."

If you think Colonel Sanders is a friendly old man, you should meet the guy who runs Pure Pleasure.

The king of fools.

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

Taco Bell is a unique restaurant in that they hire their ingredients.

What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?

Go to the library if you wanna do that stuff.

A burger so good you'll enjoy it twice!

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

Hot girls, hot dogs.

Ronald got special sauce all over Wendy.

They make pumpkin beer, so why not?

Imagine that inside you.

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

Even Wendys employees are Lovin' It.

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

If you think Colonel Sanders is a friendly old man, you should meet the guy who runs Pure Pleasure.

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

A hamburger on a hot dog bun, however, is allowed.

Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, put down the hot dog before they take a picture.