Ronald got special sauce all over Wendy.

They make pumpkin beer, so why not?

Imagine that inside you.

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

Even Wendys employees are Lovin' It.

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

"Eating 450 Krystal Boxes in 2.5 years! Construction based on the Washington Monument. When we rolled up to the Kyrstal store with it they treated us like celebrities. We are getting this picture posted in the store, we have a month worth of free food, as well as making it to the Krystal's Hall of Fame with our faces on the hamburger boxes."

If you think Colonel Sanders is a friendly old man, you should meet the guy who runs Pure Pleasure.

The king of fools.

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

The greasiest marijuana you can buy!

A hamburger on a hot dog bun, however, is allowed.

An ineffective chicken mask.

Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!

I'll never forget the summer of '95. It was the summer I made one of the worst decisions of my life.

The most hipster wedding cake ever.

They're right below Oscar Meyer Rock Hards.

The most hipster wedding cake ever.