This was the first time in 3 months he got out of that chair, and it was solely to take this picture.
"I had to dehumanize this piece before I could destroy it. And super chunky peanut butter muffled his screams pretty well."
"My boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to try feeding some raccoons while we were camping...he got bored with just tossing food so he put a hotdog in his butt and fed them that way...they actually ate it!"
"Here, honey. I made you this casserole so you can let it get moldy in your fridge and then take a picture for the internets."