"Some idiot lodged a candy bar in the door and now there is at least 10 bags of chips or candy bars waiting for whoever can dislodge the sword in the stone."
"My friend works as a fork lift Operator at Budweiser in Fort. Collins, CO. Every once in a while he gets something interesting. This is canned water that Bud sent to the Katrina Victims."
However his classes were Angry Flier Theory 150 and Yogurt Stains 212, so missing them wasn't a big deal.