Violent food always sells well.

"Wieners are ready, who's hungry?"

I hate to say it, but I think that hibachi you bought is a rip off.

Easily one of the worst gifts you can give your girlfriend's parents.

Why choose your favorite part of the chicken when you can just eat the whole thing?

"4 men, 1 hour, 200 Wendy's chicken nuggets."

I'll just let the submitter explain this one - "This guy buys food from the drive through at Wendy's, then sits outside of Wendy's by his car (which is up on hydraulics) and eats by himself. Also, it's not clear in the picture, but his hair is all pulled up on top of his head."

They don't have samurai in Kentucky. The ninjas got them all.

To make a great pizza you need oregano, salt, garlic, cheese puffs, pretzels, and pasta sauce.

"If ketchup could talk..."

"Sectupla Stuffed."

Has the Salvation Army ever considered how much more money they could make if they just sold all their crap on eBay?

Sure his lip is bleeding but remember - no pain, no gain.

What's that in your mouth? Oh. Wow.

Either the world's tiniest man or the world's most insane hamburger.

Brassiere foods? Doucheburgers?

The best part about a food shaming is that it becomes an ant shaming by morning.

Wendy's commercials always say "Do what tastes right."

I'll eat anything if you put enough ketchup on it.

Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Fur burgers.