This affirmative action is out of control.

"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."

I like those odds!

If you pass out spooning a bottle of vodka, you deserve this.

Halloween 2005 - A historic day!

The guys went as a hot dog and the girls went as hot dog fans!

Searching for my lost shaker of dignity.

Someone needs to explain to the Israelis what hamburgers are.

"It sure was a white Christmas in 2004"

It was funny until the cat started crying.

"Cooking hot dogs, college style."

"They call this one a 'Triple Bypass.' Three hamburger patties, six slices of cheese, and eight slices of bacon... oh, and don't forget the tots"

"PotDog"

"I thought it ran on ketchup."

"My roomates favorite drunk food! It's is a sandwich with 8 pieces of bacon, 2 cups of lard, 5 tablespoons of mayo, 6 eggs (cooked in the lard), 4 pieces of cheese, deep fried bun, tomato (the only healthy thing), and enough fat to last at least 6 days (204 grams of fat and over 3000 calories)."

"It was the funniest sign I ever see."

"This had jack daniels a banana Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a jar of apple sauce (the plastic and the foil), windex, jelly, barbeque sauce, carrots and some Miller Light, and yes... he drank it."

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, put down the hot dog before they take a picture.

"Don't really remember that night, but I did wake up with strep throat"

That hamburger that tries to put it in your butt.

Don't worry, there's barely any chicken in KFC!

Taco Bell is a unique restaurant in that they hire their ingredients.

What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?

Go to the library if you wanna do that stuff.

A burger so good you'll enjoy it twice!

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

Hot girls, hot dogs.

Ronald got special sauce all over Wendy.

They make pumpkin beer, so why not?

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

Even Wendys employees are Lovin' It.

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

If you think Colonel Sanders is a friendly old man, you should meet the guy who runs Pure Pleasure.

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

A hamburger on a hot dog bun, however, is allowed.

Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, put down the hot dog before they take a picture.