KFB.

Somebody better stop that hamburger before he hurts himself again.

But how much are no french fries? I bet that's how they get you.

You know your in college when...

Are those pickles on top of that thing?

"We hung hot dogs from my friends ceiling during exams. It smelled like hotdogs." Duh?

"Thats a lot of KFC to eat."

Redundancy.

"And they said 2 cans of creamed corn cant be funneled."

Made ya' look!

"150x150 at In-N-Out." When you figure it out, you get how many calories you just inhaled.

"Best part is, the dog is blind."

"Heres a 25X25 I ate in 1 hour, 10 minutes and 32 seconds. No puking, no bathroom brakes."

It's hard to explain just what makes this picture sexual. To each his own I guess.

That's going to attract the ants.

"McBaby."

Hey I asked for mustard!

"Who doesn't love delicious o-rings?"

Supersize me.

Write your own caption you sick bastard.

Don't worry, there's barely any chicken in KFC!

Taco Bell is a unique restaurant in that they hire their ingredients.

What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?

Go to the library if you wanna do that stuff.

A burger so good you'll enjoy it twice!

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

Hot girls, hot dogs.

Ronald got special sauce all over Wendy.

They make pumpkin beer, so why not?

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

Even Wendys employees are Lovin' It.

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

If you think Colonel Sanders is a friendly old man, you should meet the guy who runs Pure Pleasure.

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

A hamburger on a hot dog bun, however, is allowed.

Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, put down the hot dog before they take a picture.