"Hardees targets the soft spot in all college students hearts"

Yeah, this stuff will kill you. It's for squirrels.

The best part of this pictures of five guys with 500 hot dogs is the guy eating the hot dog and simultaneously throwing up the shocker.

Goopy.

"Six pounds of meat, two whole onions, tomato, half head of lettuce, twelve slices of cheese, and a river of mayo, mustard, ketchup and relish equals one huge fucking burger."

"Yes, that is two gallons of chocolate pudding. And yes, the team on the left ate all of it."

"She came alone, and left alone."

"That giant burger picture you put up has been published elsewhere, here's one from someone who actually tackled the monster. It took me a full week to finish it. My friend in the picture never did."

5 lb. "manburgers." A heart attack on a plate.

It's hard enough to lose weight as it is...

And that's why they're hot dog vendors and not 2nd grade math teachers.

Let this be a lesson to never sit down at an amusement park table without looking around.

"I wish i hadn't wasted that good lunchmeat"

"Marinara Sauce and Ranch Dressing Shaming. When he woke up the next day his face was clean."

you gotta like the smoked flavor of these two hot dogs

Here's a trick you can play on your brain. Imagine for a second that the Colonel's bowtie isn't a bowtie at all... but his ARMS AND LEGS!!! Mindfuck, eh?

Went to McDonalds at 3:30am and this is what they gave me

a couple of condiments

Halloween 2k4: The Colonel Lives Again

"This has to be the best obituary ever written."

Don't worry, there's barely any chicken in KFC!

Taco Bell is a unique restaurant in that they hire their ingredients.

What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?

Go to the library if you wanna do that stuff.

A burger so good you'll enjoy it twice!

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

Hot girls, hot dogs.

Ronald got special sauce all over Wendy.

They make pumpkin beer, so why not?

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

Even Wendys employees are Lovin' It.

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

If you think Colonel Sanders is a friendly old man, you should meet the guy who runs Pure Pleasure.

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

A hamburger on a hot dog bun, however, is allowed.

Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

What's an even better opportunity than than seeing a beautiful woman broken down on the side of the road?

It's a dog-eat-cat world out there.

That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.

"Two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on the fantastic Baconator - the breakfast of champions."

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.

Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.

You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, put down the hot dog before they take a picture.